Hehe, je lui ai envoye un petit mail, j'espere qu'il va repondre, ca serait marrant
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Dear China police patrol,
I received your email yesterday about the "attempt doing job with my student visa" problem (see hereunder).
First, I have to say that I'm very afraid and vulnerable, so I will agree to anything you say and just do it, because I'm just that kind of person who follows any kind of threat he receives.
This all started during my childhood, when I was an elementary school student. Whenever my teacher asked me to do something I agreed instantly. For example, he asked me once to do my homework otherwise I would be punished, and I did it. This is a true story to show you how much I follow the rules.
While I fully agree with what you say, I have to bring your attention on the fact that I cannot be deported easily, since I own a rabbit pet for a few month now. His name is Billy, and he is black with a little white mark near the left eye. If I have to be deported, then who will take care of Billy?
Two weeks ago, I was playing with him and telling him again how much I love him and how much my life would be meaningless if he was not there. Then I gonfle him a carrot and some leftover salami that I had left in my fridge for months. He's peacefully sleeping ever since, so I'm very quiet to not wake him up.
I think it should be against the law to deport a foreigner if he owns a pet, am I right?
If not, how many pets should I own to be safe?
Thanks in advance for your answer, I really hope we can solve this case as soon as possible.
I'll also discuss with Billy about this matter, to mentally prepare him in case we have any trouble. He's a very clever rabbit, I think he will understand.
Have a nice day, dear mister policeman, please help me.
Best Regards,
Danny Dugommier de la Poutre"